KAB logged in using Casey’s LOGGING on FF at 5:28 PM and I am leaving this behind…

Of course, I always insist on TEXT MODE, when I changed to VISUAL MODE, it did what Casey said. Is that the old ASEOP Editor?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You’ve swallowed a planet! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

  1. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
  2. You’ve swallowed a planet!
  3. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

  • Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
  • No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
  • You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You’ve swallowed a planet! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

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Casey Gauntt

is a retired attorney and former senior executive of a major San Diego real estate company. He lives in Solana Beach, California, with his wife, Hilary. Casey grew up in Itasca, Illinois, graduated Lake Park High School in 1968, and received B.S., JD and MBA degrees from the University of Southern California.

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Jimmy Gauntt

was born and raised in Solana Beach and graduated from Torrey Pines High School in 2002.   A prestigious Trustee Scholar at the University of Southern California, he majored in English and Spanish. He authored six plays, five screenplays, and a multitude of poems and short stories. Beginning in 2010, the USC English Department annually bestows the Jimmy Gauntt Memorial Award—aka “The Jimmy”—to the top graduates in English.  Jimmy passed over to the other side in 2008 at age 24.

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